Guests met and discussed in this review
(with the franchise(s) I most associate them with personally) :-
• Dave Prowse (Darth Vader in the Star Wars franchise)
• Ray Park (Darth Maul in the Star Wars franchise and Toad in the first X-Men film)
• Daniel Portman (Podrick Payne in “Game Of Thrones”)
• Samuel Anderson (Danny Pink in “Doctor Who”)
• Bob ‘Hardcore’ Holly (Wrestler)
• Dave Prowse (Darth Vader in the Star Wars franchise)
• Ray Park (Darth Maul in the Star Wars franchise and Toad in the first X-Men film)
• Daniel Portman (Podrick Payne in “Game Of Thrones”)
• Samuel Anderson (Danny Pink in “Doctor Who”)
• Bob ‘Hardcore’ Holly (Wrestler)
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Yesterday I attended my second ever
“Cardiff Film & Comic Con”. The last one I attended was over 18 months ago,
so I was eager to soak up the atmosphere inside the Motorpoint Arena once
again. The closest thing I can compare this event to is the “London Film &
Comic Con – Winter” event from last October. Like LFCCW, the word I would use
to describe CFCC is ‘relaxing’. So, so relaxing. I’m not sure if it’s because I
compare other signing events to “London Film & Comic Con”, which is
Showmasters’ pinnacle event of their calendar year, or if it’s because the show
was generally smaller and more intimate, but I absolutely loved having room to
move, which isn’t always the case at conventions. Sadly, in the final few weeks
leading up to CFCC, the show was hit with a profusion of cancellations, most of
which were big guests. Leading the charge on these cancellations was James
Marsters. Those of you that have read my previous convention reviews know that
I’ve met James a few times before and even hung out with him in the green room
of “Vampire Ball 5” for the weekend, but nonetheless his cancellation sucked. I
still have so much that I want to say to James, so I was thoroughly
disappointed by his cancellation, especially as I consider him my co-favourite
celebrity ever. Luckily, James will be returning to Europe at least four times
this year, so I’m sure I’ll see him once or twice in 2015 anyway. For the
Buffyverse fanatics amongst you, James
is returning to Cardiff in November for the winter version of this event, to
London in November for the winter version of LFCC, to Birmingham in May for Starfury’s
“Miracle Day 2”, and to
Brussels, Belgium, in December for KLZ’s “Buffy + Angel Fanmeet”. The other big cancellations didn’t
affect me personally, but it seemed that almost all of the ‘headliners’ of the
event had to pull out...Iain Glen, ‘Sugar’ Ray Leonard, and Christopher
Cousins. As far as big names go, this
left only Ray Park. I know that the term ‘big’ is subjective, so this is just
my opinion. The cancellations didn’t seem to affect ticket sales, as the
Saturday pre-ordering sold out just before the event. Regardless of the
cancellations, I left my house in Gloucestershire at 6:50am on Sunday the 22nd
of March in high spirits.
I will freely admit that I hate to drive
to conventions. Out of my convention-attending friends, I always have the busiest schedule. I always have the most autographs to collect and the most studio
photos to take. Therefore, I don’t need another thing to worry about, so
whenever possible I get a friend of mine to drive and I help cover the travel
costs. CFCC was no exception, as my friend John drove the hour to Cardiff, with
Hannah, Ryan, and Hayley in tow. Again, those of you that have read my previous
convention reviews will recognise John and Hannah’s names. Hayley is, of
course, famed for her slipping on a leaflet at “Wales Comic Con 2014 Part II” and taking out the leaflet rack while
falling. Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. There’s a
gif of something very, very similar to her fall in my review of WCC2014PII, and
I encourage you to check it out. Hannah is famed for once tripping over Adam
Baldwin’s bare foot. The five-person group of us arrived in Cardiff at 8:15am
and joined the back of the pre-bought queue at around 8:30am. Based on the
pictures I’d seen of the previous day, I was expecting the queue to be
relatively big. It wasn’t. It was only half an hour until opening time and we
were about 50th in the queue. Good start! The Motorpoint Arena is a
terrific arena for conventions when you don’t have a humongous amount of people
trying to get in. Due to the relatively small line-up of guests that remained,
there was just one photo session area (ordinarily there are 2-4), one stage
area for talks, an area for guests to sign autographs, and the rest of the
arena was reserved for merchandise stalls, artists, and cosplay.
We were all inside the building by 9:05am, which gave me up to nine hours
to get two studio photos completed and 4-6 autographs collected. The two studio
photos I had booked for CFCC were Ray Park at 10:35am and Daniel Portman at
11:50am, which gave me three or four hours to collect my autographs, look
around the merch. stalls, and soak up the convention atmosphere for the first
time in 2015...it was a long three-month dry spell between KLZ’s “Buffy
Fanmeet” and this event, which was brutal. I’m a self-confessed convention
addict, so a three month wait was horrific.
Going into conventions, I always write myself a schedule, which has a
breakdown of people I’m definitely going to meet, people I’m likely to meet,
and people I’m unlikely to meet (but might). My schedule includes studio photo
timings, pricing information, and the likelihood that they’ll be offering photographs
with you at their autograph table (via your mobile phone). Coming into this
event, I had Ray Park, Daniel Portman, Bob Holly, and Samuel Anderson as
autographs that I was definitely going to get, with Dave Prowse and Fintan
McKeown as people that I’d possibly get if time and money allowed. A good rule
of thumb for conventions is to meet the busiest guests on your list first. Ray
Park instantly sprang to mind as someone that would be very busy, so I moseyed
on over to his autograph area to get him out of the way first. He wasn’t there.
No matter, I’ll just head over to the person I perceived would be second
busiest, Dave Prowse. I must have been to 10 conventions with Dave before, but
have never gotten his autograph or a studio photo with him, mostly because I
always assume I’ll get it at the next convention. With Dave turning 80 this
year and with a relatively light schedule by convention standards, I decided to
finally go and meet Dave. Dave was wearing a Bugs Bunny tie, which I
complimented him on, being a fellow tie-wearer. Dave is a frequent convention attendee, so he knows exactly what to expect and how to behave. Sadly, Dave was
on crutches for this event and I don’t think he was having the greatest day as
it was, which meant he wasn’t that talkative at the time I met him. He was
still friendly enough, he just didn’t say much.
As I’ve mentioned in some of my previous convention reviews, I’ve
discovered that there are 3 types of convention guest :-
·
The Groucho/Big Guest: There are two aspects to
this category. Firstly, you have the groucho. The groucho is there for monetary
purposes or is generally just having a bad day, or is a bit of an ass. If you
meet enough people, one of them is bound to be an ass! The grouchos aren’t
interested in conversations above a few words. They’ll say ‘hi’ (sometimes they
don’t bother with that), sign, say ‘bye’ (sometimes), and you’re on your merry
way. Of course, in certain situations this is relevant and expected, which
brings me to the second part of this category, the big guest. Some guests are
going to be insanely popular. Such as Stan Lee at LFCC ’14, who had an entire
building to himself basically. When you get a huge queue like that, the guest
can’t take a lot of time with everyone. If they did, many people would go home
disappointed at not getting to meet them at all. Therefore, the convention
company and the guest want to get through as many people as possible. If one
was being cynical, one could also mention that the more people a guest gets
through, the more money the guest and the organisation makes. You cannot have a
huge guest and expect to get above a minute or two with them, which is
perfectly fair.
·
The Responder: This type of guest is often polite
and friendly. If you ask them a question, they’ll happily answer. If you give
them a comment, they’ll respond or smile gratefully. However, they won’t carry
the conversation forward, you have to.
·
The Conversationalist: This is easily my favourite type of guest. They’ll answer your questions
with a smile, ask you questions in return, and are happy to chat for an
extended period of time, regardless of where the conversation leads or how long
you’ve been talking. Obviously, there has to be some cut-off point if there is a queue behind you, but you leave
the experience feeling euphoric and like you gained a lot more than just the
autograph you queued for.
Dave Prowse falls into the responder category for me, but just barely.
He did reciprocate the conversation, but at the minimum possible level. Another
thing to mention is that actors have good and bad days like everyone else. I
know from previous conventions that some people thought a particular guest was
rude and obnoxious, yet another collection of people from that very same day
though the guest was awesome. Different strokes for different folks, people. I
think Dave was partially unresponsive because he was annoyed at the guest
sitting next to him, who was talking very, very loudly (which Dave commented
on). Still, £15 for an autograph and a few words with a living legend, who
played one of the greatest film characters in history? Worth it.
Directly opposite Dave was Daniel Portman. I wanted to meet Dan for two
reasons. Firstly, he’s awesome in “Game Of Thrones”. Considering his character
is supposed to be a very young boy in the book series, Dan didn’t really have a
lot to play on from the books themselves, which means that a lot of his
character mannerisms are manufactured by him. Secondly, Dan is a big wrestling
fan and it’s always nice to talk to a fellow fanatic. For those of you unaware,
unlike his character on “Game Of Thrones”, Dan is Scottish and has a thick
Scottish accent. Interestingly, while we talked about both “Game Of Thrones”
and wrestling, a larger duration of the conversation was dedicated to
wrestling. We talked about the looming Wrestlemania XXXI event that’s coming up
next weekend (the biggest wrestling event of the year). We ran down the card
and offered our predictions, what we were excited about, what we weren’t
excited about, and we discussed our thoughts on the overall state of the
business right now. Myself and Dan have very similar views on our current
opinions of the wrestling business. We’re both rather disenfranchised with the
WWE right now due to their current storylines and the way the product is being
presented. We both prefer Dean Ambrose to Roman Reigns and would both have
preferred Dean Ambrose to be main eventing Wrestlemania in Reigns’ place. Dan,
also like me, has started turning his attention more and more to indie events
as opposed to the larger promotions. Lots of “Ring Of Honor”, lots of NJPW, and
taking things back to the grass roots level. When we did get around to
discussing “Game Of Thrones”, it was mostly about the coming season, which
premieres on April the 12th. Obviously, Dan couldn’t talk much about
what’s coming, but he did say that the shocks, surprises, and excitement level
is above the previous four seasons in his estimation. We also discussed how the
television series has pretty much caught up with the book series now, so most
of what’s to come will be new to both book readers and non-book readers alike,
which means that us book readers don’t have the luxury anymore of knowing who’s
going to die...help me? Dan fell somewhere between the responder and the
conversationalist for me, and I was very happy with the price tag of £15 for
what I got in return. A decent five-minute conversation, an autograph, and a
cheeky photo with him at the autograph table. Big thumbs up.
Just down the walkway from Dan was the wrestling guests, Harry Smith,
Colt Cabana, and Bob ‘Hardcore’ Holly. I’ve met Harry a couple of times before
at local wrestling shows in GL1, so I didn’t need his autograph or a picture, as
I have two of both already. While I love Colt and really enjoy his podcast,
budgetary restrictions didn’t permit me to get his autograph. This left Bob
Holly. I started watching wrestling in 1992 as a three-year-old boy. However,
the period of my life where wrestling started taking centre stage in my
affections was the 1997-2001 period known as the ‘Attitude Era’. Bob was a big
part of that era. Granted, he was never a main eventer or a huge money-drawer,
but he was a consistent, hard-working talent that was always around, and I
always appreciated his work because it was so hard to see through. Coming into
CFCC, I knew that Bob was going to be selling copies of his autobiography, “The
Hardcore Truth”. From the reviews I’d read before the event, I knew that the
book was very much a reflection of the man: no nonsense, no pandering, no
punches pulled. Just a straight-up, honest reflection of a career in the
professional wrestling business from a man who worked in the biggest wrestling
company in the world for fifteen years. I talked to Bob about the process of
writing the book, and he explained that he spent 3-4 hours a day on Skype with
his ghost writer, Ross Williams, five days a week, for over a year. That’s a lot of stories, material, and facts to
go through! While some wrestlers have written their own autobiographies (Edge,
Chris Jericho, and Mick Foley immediately spring to mind), the more common
practise is to use a ghost writer. We talked about his time in the WWE and we
discussed what he’s up to these days. After so many years on the road, Bob
likes to spend as much time as possible at home. He loves driving, loves
riding, and loves to work on cars. Bob also mentioned that CFCC was his first
ever convention. I’m sure he did numerous signing events for WWE over the
years, but this was his first convention. He was shocked (in a good way) at the
amount of people walking around in cosplay, and he was impressed at how
dedicated everyone seemed to be to their characters and costumes. Bob signed
his autograph on an 8” x 10” print, and then proceeded to sign the copy of his
autobiography that I was buying too. I even managed to get a photo with him at
the autograph table too. For a man that has a reputation in the wrestling
industry for being something of a bully, Bob was an infectiously friendly man.
It’s clear that he merely has very, very strong views about the wrestling
business and how the men and women who’re a part of it should conduct
themselves. Another great conversation.
By 9:45am, I had three autographs down with two to go. When we headed
back over to the centre of the building where Ray Park and Samuel Anderson were
signing, neither of them were present, so we decided to check out the
merchandise before my first photoshoot of the day at 10:35am. If you’ve been to
a signing event before, you tend to find that 99% of the stalls are the same
ones. You have the action figure stalls, the custom-made weaponry stalls, the
American candy stall, the Japanese candy stall, the Anime stalls, the t-shirt
stalls, and a collection of stalls that combine some of these together.
Therefore, when you attend as many conventions as I do, you don’t need to spend
that much time of the stalls unless you’re looking for something specific or
have an abundance of money. I always check out every stall briefly in case
there’s any hidden treasures that I haven’t seen before, but in this case I
didn’t see anything worth buying with my measly remaining money. However,
Hannah did buy an ocarina, so it wasn’t a wasted task. If she hasn’t learned
every single song from “Zelda: Ocarina Of Time” by the time I see her next,
I’ll be thoroughly disappointed.
Ray Park Showing Off Some Lightsaber Skills
(video credit to Sacha Owen-Williams)
After perusing the stalls, it was time to head upstairs for my photo
session with Ray Park. Unlike most other conventions, the photo sessions and
talks are upstairs at the Motorpoint arena. The photo sessions take place on
the first floor, while the talks take place on the second. After heading up the
wrong side of the building and getting confuzzled, myself and Hannah eventually
found the photo area. Granted, a little sweatier than we intended. Photo
sessions are a very, very straightforward process. You queue, you get to the
front, you say ‘hi’, have the photo taken, it gets printed immediately at
Showmasters’ events, you collect the photo, you leave. If you’re at the front
of the queue it’s a 30-second process. Ray Park is such a friendly guy. This
was my first interaction with him and it really left me feeling positive about
the imminent autograph and conversation. Ray was all smiles, extended his hand,
complimented me on my suit and style, and shook my hand again as I was leaving.
As most photoshoots follow the same format, any little details you receive that
you don’t ordinarily instantly stick out in your mind. For example, the compliment
before the photo was taken and the 2nd handshake really added
something extra to the proceeding. For any of you reading this that experience
the convention scene from the other side of the table, I wouldn’t strong
encourage you to do something like this during your photo sessions as it really
furthers the enjoyment for the attendees. Something that shocked me about the
photo sessions at CFCC was the tiny queues! For example, Ray Park’s queue
couldn’t have been more than 20 people. Granted, he had a 2nd shoot
later in the day, which would also include standard entry ticket holders and
not just ‘early bird’ ticket holders (you can enter at 9am instead of 11am),
but the queue size was still surprising. The same could be said of Daniel
Portman’s queue later in the day. Perhaps most of the attendees were more
interested in autographs, as many of the guests were offering photos at the
autograph table? Perhaps attendees were more interested in socialising,
cosplay, and shopping?
After heading back downstairs with Hannah, four of us (excluding John,
the driver) decided to buy vodka slush puppies. Oh. My. God. Firstly, I was
surprised that the Motorpoint Arena was offering alcoholic beverages to a
highly rambunctious collection of nerds. Our parties involve D & D, sci-fi
shows, and heated debates about the mythology of our favourite shows, not
alcohol. Okay, my parties usually
involve a lot of alcohol, but the rest still remains true as well. I was
surprised at just how much vodka was being added to the tiny slush puppy ice
drinks. After all was said and done, there must have been 2-2.5 shots of vodka
in the drink, which equated to about 25% of the total volume. Drinking vodka
slush puppies is dangerous because you cannot taste the vodka whatsoever. I
swear, I could have drank ten of them and not even noticed it was alcoholic.
After quickly downing my drink, we headed over to Ray Park’s autograph table,
as he was back from his photo session. I was very surprised to find Ray
allowing photos at the autograph table because A) his queue was pretty
consistent all day, and B) he’s a £25 guest. It’s rare for a £25+ guest to
offer photos at the autograph table. Ray is such a friendly man. We talked
about his time as Darth Maul in “The Phantom Menace” and his time as Toad in
“X-Men”. With Disney purchasing the Star Wars franchise and the events of
“X-Men: Days Of Future Past” altering the timeline, there is the potential for
Ray to reprise his role as either character. A Darth Maul cameo in a prequel
film down the line? Even though Toad’s fate is not specified in the new X-Men
timeline, he could be alive and make
an appearance down the line. Ray said that he loved both roles, but he was
slightly more connected to Toad because he had dialogue in the film. I chose a
Toad 8” x 10” to be signed rather than Darth Maul, which seemed to put me in
the minority, as there were far more Darth Maul options and far more of them
had been used. Myself, Ray, and Hannah all had a picture taken together and we
left the autograph table. Yet another great experience.
(Ray Park, myself, and Hannah)
At this point in the day it was 11:20am and I had half an hour to kill before my 2nd photo shoot. Samuel Anderson was away from his autograph table at his own photo session, so we decided to do something that’s incredibly rare at conventions...sit down. I can hear the collective gasp from you all at those two words being mentioned in a convention review without the word “couldn’t” before it. Sweet summer child, that floor was magical. My ass had rarely felt such comfort at a convention. However, there was one downside to this...it was hard to find the energy to get back up again. Conventions are exhausting. You get up early, you get little sleep, you spend a lot of your day in queues, and your adrenaline goes through a series of peaks and falls. All of this results in you being knackered. After much mental encouragement, I headed upstairs to my Daniel Portman photo session, for which I had ticket number 1 – get in! As I entered the photo room, Dan was dancing around in a circle, swinging an imaginary rope above his head while twirling. Sounds about right. Dan recognised me from the autograph table earlier in the day and we briefly chatted before the photo was taken. Ran like clockwork, and the photo turned out pretty good too! It was great to see a guest in such high spirits at a photo session. It brings such energy to them!
After heading back downstairs, Samuel Anderson was once again absent
from proceedings, so we decided to leave the Motorpoint Arena and grab some
lunch. There are many, many places to eat within a few minutes walk of the
Motorpoint, so we decided to head to Yo! Sushi. Now, I don’t like sushi itself,
but Yo! Sushi do a collection of other dishes as well, such as rice, noodles,
and curries. The food travels around the restaurant on a conveyer belt and you
just pluck off what you want. You can also order things off the menu that you
can’t see floating around the conveyer belt. Within 10 minutes of arriving at
Yo! Sushi, Daniel Portman arrived to get his own lunch. He said ‘hi’ and that
it was nice to see me again before proceeding to sit down on the table next to
us. What a top lad! Feeling significantly wider, we had a little shopping spree
around Cardiff for an hour before heading back to the Motorpoint so I could
finally meet Samuel Anderson.
Samuel was definitely worth the wait, and he turned out to be my
favourite conversation of the day. Between myself, Hannah, Samuel, and Samuel’s
crew member assistant, we spent the next 6 or 7 minutes discussing the
convention scene, alcohol, and “The History Boys”. To start with, we talked
about how CFCC was going for us all. We talked about the relaxed atmosphere,
especially compared to LFCC last summer. We filled Samuel in on LFCC and the
amount of people that attended. We talked about Stan Lee having a building to
himself and how energetic he was for a man of 91 years. We talked about Cosplaying,
and Samuel reiterated what Bob Holly had said earlier in the day. Samuel was
also blown away by how much effort and attention to detail goes into these
costumes. I explained to him that many cosplayers spend a year between
conventions planning and creating their costumes, which can literally take
hundreds of hours at times. I told Samuel about the vodka slush puppies, which
he was highly enthusiastic about. We told him about the vodka-to-slush ratio
and that he should definitely go and grab one, which he definitely looked
intent upon doing. Earlier in the day, Samuel was playing music at his
autograph table, but when we got there his music player was on charge. Samuel
is clearly very passionate about music and always seems to be dancing around in
his seat to something or other. We talked about “Doctor Who” briefly before I
told him that I watched “The History Boys” in preparation for meeting him. He
told me that “The History Boys” is his favourite project, followed by “Doctor
Who”, because he had such a fun time on set. Samuel was definitely a
conversationalist type of guest, and he really made you feel like you were
getting more than just a squiggle on an 8” x 10”. I also got a picture with him
at the autograph table, as did Hannah, the jammy woman!
All in all, my day at CFCC was great. It was relaxed, well organised,
each guest I met was varying levels of awesome, and we were finished by 2:30pm!
Would I return to CFCC in the future? Yes. In fact, with James already
announced for the next event in November, I almost definitely will be going.
Next up: “Stone Con Trent” (great
name!) on April the 19th, and “Wales Comic Con 2015 Part I” on April
the 26th! Gonna be one helluva month!
As always, an entertaining read!! Thank you so much Shane :-)
ReplyDeleteYour reviews are always so enjoyable to read! I will also be attending Wales Comic Con on the 26th and it will be my first convention! I may even see you there! It's nice to see a fellow Gloucestershire person travelling to conventions as well ;D also thanks so much for the Twitter follow it was much appreciated :)
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